Engagement II · $99

One thing in. One honest read out.

A recorded diagnostic on one asset. No call. Yours to keep.

I

Why This Feels Off

Free

III

Direction Session

$500

IV

Orientation

By Invitation

V

The Residency

$10K · $20K

You submit one asset. I send back an audio recording with a written outline of what I actually see. No call required. Yours in 3 to 5 business days.

Submit Your Read
i. What this is

A second opinion on one asset. Recorded. Yours to keep.

A second opinion on one asset

Not a rewrite. Not a strategy call. A recorded diagnostic on whether the thing you submitted is doing the job you think it is.

A written outline to keep

The audio gives you the full read. The outline gives you something to reference afterward without relistening.

Delivered in 3 to 5 business days

You submit the asset through the intake form. I batch these weekly. MP3 and PDF arrive in your inbox.

No call required

Asynchronous on purpose. You get my voice in your ear without scheduling friction or small talk.

ii. How it works

Three steps. One inbox delivery.

Step 01

Submit

Fill out the intake form below and pay at submission. Takes a few minutes.

Step 02

Send one asset

A landing page, a sales page, a social profile, an offer description, an email sequence. One URL or document per Read.

Step 03

Receive the Read

Within 3 to 5 business days, an MP3 audio recording and a PDF outline arrive by email. Listen when you are ready.

iii. Fit

This is the right read for a specific kind of founder.

Who this is for

  • Founders who can feel that one piece of their offer is off but cannot name what
  • Service providers with a sales page that converts unevenly and no read on why
  • Operators mid-launch who want an outside assessment before pressing send
  • People who do not want a strategy call and do not need more advice. They need a diagnostic.

This is not

  • A coaching session
  • A copy rewrite
  • A full brand audit
  • A strategy engagement
  • A hand-holding process. If you want implementation, that is a different conversation.

The Details

Price $99, one time. All sales final.
Scope One asset per Read. URL, document, or social profile.
Format MP3 audio plus a PDF outline.
Turnaround 3 to 5 business days after intake submission.
Delivery Email attachment. No portal, no login.
Next step If the Read surfaces something structural, the Direction Session is $500.
iv. Questions

Everything you need to know before you submit.

What counts as one asset?

One URL, one document, one social profile, or one email sequence. If you are unsure whether what you have is one thing, submit it through the form and I will flag it before I start.

Can I submit something that is not live yet?

Yes. Google Doc, Notion page, PDF, or screenshots all work. The intake form accepts links and file uploads.

Do I get to ask follow-up questions?

The Read is a one-way diagnostic. If the audio surfaces questions that need a conversation, the Direction Session exists for that.

What if the asset has a problem I did not ask about?

I tell you. The point of the Read is what I actually see, not a narrow answer to a narrow question.

Is this confidential?

Yes. Nothing you submit is shared, quoted, or used as an example without your written permission.

What if I want a refund?

All sales are final. If you have not yet submitted your intake, reach out and we will sort it.

Submit · $99

Submit your Read. $99 at submission.

Fill this out and your Read is in the queue. Turnaround is 3 to 5 business days from the moment you submit. MP3 audio and PDF outline arrive by email.

If this surfaces more

Sometimes the Read surfaces something structural.

The Read is a one-way diagnostic on one asset. If what surfaces in your audio needs a conversation — or if you already know the issue is bigger than one piece of copy — the Direction Session is where we take it live.